Porn blocker

The best thing in the universe

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker

by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019

Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 30, 2019

Write Blocker

A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.

Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?

by Not_TJ October 19, 2019

john booker routledge

the third hottest man in outer banks after jj and rafe, hot tan surfer boy who pulled sarah cameron the girl of every guys dreams

“yo did you see john booker routledge??”

“yeah bro he fine ash”

by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022

j.brooker

I fucking bitch ass nigga who sits on his ass stealing fivem servers

your a j.brooker

by wrldofvibez April 30, 2022

David Bloomer

Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.

Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......

by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.

Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."

by outerdrake September 19, 2016