Blobing

Being lazy, unresponsive, unable to move, generally acting like a blob would.

I went to see if Dillon wants to go hiking tomorrow afternoon, but he was totally blobing

This weekend I'm gonna blob out and do nothing

by Heindle May 27, 2016

Blobbled

When you bop from one place to another, but you've become quite drunk along the way.

Julia bopped from brunch to Reel House, but after a few glasses of Malbec, she blobbled home to shower and then from Toad to Southie. Uber for the win! #safetyfirst #everydayimblobblin

by Soyomajojo March 11, 2018

BlobFish

Moshan

A blobfish sucks blob dick. It has a land form and a water form

by Why the Fuk r u looking here?? August 14, 2018

blobfite

The ONLY reply that beats the fearful reply “no u” and it only works if you have the emoji, an alternative would be saying “fite me”.

It is the INSTANT win in a conversation.

Guy 1: ur mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Everyone: OHHHHH
Guy 1: fite me :blobfite:
Everyone: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by L'mone 🍋 December 11, 2018

Blobular

An amorphous body shape that is generally as wide is it is tall.

My Noni, at 4’3” and 150 lbs is blobular.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Blobnoseitis

A rare virus just rrecently discovered it only effects 6% of the population in Canada and the United States to find out more contact your local doctor

Yea my sister can't come our tonight she has blobnoseitis

by Science doctor new discoveries November 16, 2019

Blobetta

Blobetta is a hippo who says meow gobble gobble and. Random noises anything Makes she’s learning how to speak English and she bring smiles to people around her

Blobetta say blue

Blobetta: eulb

by Ratatatatatatat November 22, 2019