Beefing

The righteous act of being in the bathroom while in a heavily altered state of mind while having already gone number 2 then proceeding to pass out on the bathroom floor without flushing

I went to check on homeboy and he was beefing hard, dookie stewin, pants around ankles, dick hanging, passed out on the ground

by DanielBilly June 13, 2022

Beefing

The sexual act of farting on someone

Andy was beefing on Kayla all night the randy boi

by BugBeefer July 18, 2022

Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

Bleeding

When you're holding your cards at an angle so other players can see them

(in a game of BS): "How did you know to call BS?" "you were bleeding, I saw the card you put down!"

by takisrthebest March 14, 2023

Bleekish

An obscure language spoken by people of the Bleekian ethnicity.

"That island over there is home to the Bleekish natives."

by C1nnamonCycl0ne April 15, 2023

Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023

Bleefed

Like sharting, but with queefing an don your period.

Jane just bleefed her pants so hard.

by crazaybaybeee May 15, 2023