New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open

by yehudah October 24, 2006

human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.

Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!

by kwhit January 6, 2008

Welcome to old country buffet

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.

"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."

by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009

jimmy buffett

One of the best singers/song writers of all time. Much better than the pop singers of today. Has the best concerts ever and it is all LIVE!

Jimmy Buffett is the best singer of all time and you're a crackhead to think otherwise.

by Alex February 20, 2005

buffegyguy

A fruit

Buffegyguy is a fruit.

I ate a buffegyguy.

by Jonaib Haldula October 16, 2003

buffer timepass

do some other stuff on computer while your video is buffering because u want to see whole video in one go.

chat :_

urbangirl - why are you talking so strange?

urbanboy - oh sry its just my buffer timepass . i am so curiuos to see that video that am checking it again and again

by laksr January 31, 2010