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Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"
by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015
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ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.
Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku
by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016
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Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016
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fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
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Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!
by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018
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Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.
Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons
by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021
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explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.
If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)
by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023
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