Joe bang 

To act like you had sex with a girl, when in reality, all you may have done is make out with her.

Dude, I totally Joe banged that chick at the party last night.

Joe bang by Running Wolf January 31, 2009

C-Bands 

When a teacher picks favorites. Most likely a class or a row, not a single person

Ms. Gretchen totally C-Bands her first class on Fridays… It’s so not fair!

C-Bands by BelleOfAwesome March 14, 2016

money bands 

A large amount of money that many rappers have in great quantities. Bands represent the band holding together the large amount of money. Rappers stunt that have money bands.

Playboi Carti: Cash Carti, Money Bands! I came off the porch with a duffle bag. Trap house, bathroom filled wit cash.

money bands by The Dogeeee Gawd May 25, 2016

pinkie bang 

The doing of the naughty where pinkies go where they aren’t meant to be. For example: the vagina.

Basically finger bang but it’s pinkie bang

“Ooh baby smash me and pinkie bang me please!!’

pinkie bang by Alanaclare2611 January 17, 2018

Chocolate Whizz Bang 

Slang description for the anus and often used when discussing anal sex.

My boss is a little up-tight, I wonder if she likes to take it up the chocolate whizz bang?

Chocolate Whizz Bang by GrandSlam February 26, 2009

hang n bang 

verb. to "hang out" or "chill" with a friend...then have sex or "bang" them.

1. Hey, Jenny

2. Hey Chet.

3. wanna hang n bang??

4. hell yeah.

hang n bang by Jbj-ha January 21, 2011

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

ugly giant bags of mostly water by Telephony August 6, 2016