shake and bake

Slang term for the process of making homemade crystal meth. Very popular in rural states such as Tennessee and Kentucky. Ingredients consist of several household chemicals mixed with crushed up cold pills containing ephedrine in a 2 liter soda bottle. See also pillbilly.

Did you here about those stupid pillbillys from Tennessee? They were making some shake and bake in the back seat of their car, and the bottle exploded.

by thebasher November 11, 2009

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

wake and take and bake

to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.

Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?

by Poppa Raj January 4, 2008

wake and bake

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

by PDPMT April 14, 2010

truck bake

to smoke a large amount of pot in a small, three-person pickup truck with the windows rolled up.

Those old Isuzu pickups are good for truck bakes.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

Wake-and-Bake Oven

The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.

Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.

by Trebreh Nad February 19, 2009