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Battlefield 2

The newest edition of the completely awesome Battlefield Series. It is fun, HOWEVER, since the previous def. was written before release...certain events have happened that YOU the reader should know about.

Since the release, the BF community has been filled up with complete idiots. Now, I'm not saying everyone is, all you homies from 1942 rock! But the fags from Counter Strike and Unreal Tournament decided to give BF2 a go and are really bringing the BF community down.

The ranking system that everyone creamed their pants over when they heard about it is retarded. It was supposed to increase teamwork. Yeah..right! Since all the geeks get an erection over badges, they go do rambo shit and ruin any chances of teamwork.

AND NOW, The folk$$$$$ over at EA are releasing booster packs, or I should say boo$$$$ter packs. Why in the holy shit would yo get this nonsense? Haven't you ever heard of MODS. Forgotten Hope 2, Point of Existence 2, Desert Conflict anyone? And don't give me, "EA's stuff is made by pro's and is more polised.." BULLSHIT, they had to recall a fucking patch..and most vehicles and weapons don't feel right at all compared to mods..yeah they sure are pros. And anyone with an Elementary School education can realize that Forgotten Hope for BF1942 was MUCH MORE polished, and ALOT MORE fun that vanilla BF1942.

The 1.2 patch does sound somewhat promising, but we all know that patches in the Battlefield series are either godsends, or the spawn of satan.

Well, there ya have it. Your healthy dose of the happenings in the Battlefield 2 community as of 1/11/06. Happy gaming!
EA Fanboy: "ZoMG buustr P4kz 4 Battlefield 2, dey gonna zpwns!!!"

Smart Mod user: "Yeah..right. I'll take Forgotten Hope 2 which contains 3GB of content for free."
by ForsakeEA July 24, 2008
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battle sounds

The sounds made in sex. For instance a orgasm scream....a moan.....Jizz splashing on the wall.... heavy breathing.......Springs of the bed..
Dude, When i caught my Gangstaette caught her friends parents fucking.....she heard battle sounds..
by Gangsta May 3, 2003
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battle rims

Most cheap cars come stock with "battle rims". When you take the hubcap off of the wheel, you'll find a battle rim underneath. Battle rims are the stock, ugly looking, cheapest type of wheels on earth.

It will get you from A to B, or you can take your car to a destruction derby with these wheels.

Also, many ricers usually take off 2 of their nice rims and put on some battle rims with cheap rubber on them to do peelouts.
"While driving through the ghetto, I noticed a crackhead driving a car that had 2 spare tires on one side and 2 battle rims on the other side, and I said to my self WTF."
by VodkanLemons May 14, 2006
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Battle Medic

A battle medic is a player who picks medic on the game team fortress 2, instead of healing their teammates, they prioritize attempting to get crits with the uber saw, they will also equip either the crusader's crossbow or the blutauger. if they use the crusader's crossbow the will occasionally attempt to heal teammates with that, but don't hold your breath waiting for him to use it, most of them can't aim it
player1: (in chat) MEDIC!
battle medic: …
player2: dude he is a battel medic, just unbind your E-key
player3: arrayseven wannabe
by VTNL January 29, 2019
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rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.
When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.
by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003
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Random battles

Combats you usually engage on RPGs when you walk on the world map or a dungeon.
Usually annoying, but also a way to become godlike in the game by getting experience, money and items.
Yes, no one know why these random animals are carrying 148 gil and a magic fire ring, it will forever be a mistery.... (legendary frog)
by Darkish November 6, 2004
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Battle Shit

The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.
Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship
by Morgan B... August 5, 2008
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