Cass Attack

A sneak attack math problem after kids think they get the material to get them overwhelmed . It's meant to challenge your minds and is very funny to say in Mr. Cassidy's math class. (he's the mastermind)

Uh oh, here comes the cass attack!

by ooofmaster69 April 1, 2020

Frappe attack

When you order McDonald’s frappes all day on Uber eats like a fatass

Uh oh Kylen’s having a frappe attack that’s his fourth one today. That’s gotta be $40 so far...

by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

Tinder's Law of Attraction

On Tinder and similar dating sites, when trying to figure out who the appropriate person is in a group photo, always err on the side of the least attractive person.

Gary: How am I supposed to know which one she is? The only pictures she posted were group photos.

Tim: She is most likely the least attractive person in the group. It's Tinder's Law of Attraction.

by Dr.Daunt June 13, 2015

black attack

Exsessive emotion in any situation. Black people tend to show more emotion than is neccesary. When they get happy they get ultra happy, when they get angry they get ultra angry.

After he got a goal in gym floor hockey he had a black attack and began pounding his chest and running around the gym.

by dr. strange-oo April 20, 2009

shart attack

A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).

He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.

by MS-2020 April 9, 2010

Attack of the Brokeback

To be:
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity

Tom: I think I'm having an Attack of the Brokeback. Yo,
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.

by Christophe Graham July 17, 2006

Operationally Attractive

Ugly People Mingers who become attractive only because there is no other choice.
After a while the hormones adjust to the ambient level of ugliness and you can find these people 'Operationally Attractive'. All is fine until you return from the 'area of operations' to your usual life.
See also Beer Goggles

Eg:1 You're from the big city and you have to work/study out of town in hill-billy country where there is only 1 bar and only 3 girls/guys ..all with moustaches and tatoos, and hairy backs..after a few days/weeks/months (delete as appropriate) they start to look stunning Operationally Attractive.

Eg:2 Private Jones was on a 12 month tour of duty in SomewhereISTAN. At first the available women/men all looked quite Ratty with substandard looks, but after a few months they became "Operationally Atractive".....

Eg:3 My boy D who only dated gorgeous girls in London went to live and study in Nottingham..He swore abstinance for the first semester cos' the girls were all Coyote Ugly...then We didn't hear from him till the end of the summer term when he showed up with a minger under each arm like he was Hugh Hefner...They were huge and they were heffers...
We laughed him out of the neighbourhood. Since then he comes back to London every few months to re-calibrate his Radar
He has made a full recovery and is back dating only Top-totty again.

by G next door..looking after YOUR girl May 15, 2006