assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

assboiler

(n) One who boils asses

1:hey assboiler!
2:hey ass!!

by hrishi911 September 16, 2008

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014

assbag

A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.

I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!

by woeisme5000 June 13, 2006

Assbeard

The hairs up your ass.

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!

by Arran January 6, 2005

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003

assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007