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anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.
You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!
by Clockworkz December 15, 2008
mugGet the anus rangermug.

Anus Rocket

Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.
by chinggg chongg September 29, 2014
mugGet the Anus Rocketmug.

anus blaster

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.
Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster
by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019
mugGet the anus blastermug.

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.
I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!
by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007
mugGet the flaming anusmug.

Anus Boils

Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!
by Krazy K December 29, 2002
mugGet the Anus Boilsmug.

anus wrangler

Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.
A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.

B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!

A:...
by jizmonkey May 16, 2008
mugGet the anus wranglermug.

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.
- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.
by madderhat January 20, 2009
mugGet the Wooden Anusmug.

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