Avonymous

A disgustedly-sarcastic reference to a door-to-door salesman who never actually reveals his real name or what outfit he works for because he does not want to be sued for harassment or misrepresentation of his products' quality/effectiveness --- think, the salesman at Dagwood's door who solemnly proclaims, "If I am lying about this product, may lightning stroke me down!", but then shakily confides to the audience in an aside, "Every time I say that, it could be my last."

I am so sick of all these visits from Miss Avonymous --- what recourse do I have if her skin-care products don't turn out to so good as she claims, if she won't give me any info about herself or the company she represents??

by QuacksO March 21, 2017

antonymicate

To communicate an idea using the antonym of the word typically used to communicate it. In many situations, such use is more nuanced and contains deeper emotional undertones.

He told her "I hate you for doing so much good for everyone else except you"; what he meant was that he deeply loved her doing what she did despite the personal sacrifices she had to make. He antonymicated love with hate.

by BabuGeorge May 22, 2018

annoyma

When when your Grandma or Mama Acts annoying Most of the time

Omg Grandma or mom you being such being Annoyma

by Rockyisnotmyrealname May 4, 2019

Annoymare

Like a nightmare but it's about more mundane things that are keeping you awake. For example, Monday's PowerPoint presentation, having to pick up cupcakes and you hope the baker didn't mess up or having to meet your significant other's parents for the first time.

I didn't get much sleep last night, I kept going over and over the presentation in my head. It was quite the annoymare.

by heybebetechie January 27, 2020

Aenonymoose

A very sexy beast that needs a free battle and has a huge, above-average big cock.

Mason: Yo, have you heard of this polish bastard called Aenonymoose?
Adam: No why
Mason: nm tbf I just heard he's hella sexy and has this humongous cock.

by @Aenonymoose March 2, 2021

antonym

a person who is unpleasant, awkward or too arrogant to even talk with.

He keeps interrupting me when i`m talking, he is SUCH an antonym!

by Quodie November 25, 2021

adonymous

an act of anonymous intent with the style of beavy

“Oh right, tomorrow Catalina gets her adonymous valentines gram from Maya”

by Guineafowl February 13, 2022