swing and a miss

when you try to flirt with someone and they don’t receive it or put you in the friend zone

*on your crushes instagram post* “you look amazing 😍” “thanks!” or *liked* and then your fiend says “swing and a miss”

by from what i’ve heard July 25, 2021

two kings and a queen

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 18, 2011

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.

'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Andan

Usually doing stupid shit Andan has a big heart and lots of energy in him.They usually watch sports such as Football basketball he does like to play music and can act like a psychopath but he is one of a kind especially around the ladies

Damn later last night this guy opened up to me he is an Andan for sure

by Spooncy July 11, 2018

an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!

a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !

by Cont78 December 19, 2010

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Bukkot November 2, 2020

laugh and a half

1. Something extremely funny, perhaps causing an unusual amount of laughter.
2. A sarcastic term used to make fun of something.

Can also be spelled 'laugh-and-a-half'.

"Dude, did you see that crippled guy roll off the handicap ramp and flip over when his wheelchair ran out of battery power? Oh man, was that a laugh and a half! I'm so glad no one heard me cracking up there."

"So I went to that new restaurant that's been on every other commercial lately. I paid 15 dollars for a shrimp platter that only had 8 shrimp on it, and the rest of the dish was just lettuce and garnishes. Yeah, that place is a fucking laugh-and-a-half."

by to mega therion September 13, 2007