Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)

" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"

by Brad Nye September 28, 2008

shock absorber

A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.

"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"

"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."

"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"

by John Lyman July 16, 2004

Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008

Boner Shock

When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock

I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock

by Babe_000 April 11, 2016

G Shock

When having intercourse with a woman and you insert a tazer into her vagina, shocking her g spot, and causing an intense orgasm.

Oh my god, I was g shocked last night. I can't even feel my downstairs!

by RoseRed16 July 25, 2016

cherry shock

one who ROCKS in bed

She's a real cherry shock

by B to the izzle November 30, 2007

shock video

on the internet or on youtube that have an ending that will scare you shitless

dude that fucking shock video scared the shit out of me.

that zombie scream at the end of that shock video gave me a heart attack

by asdfanthony July 18, 2006