amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

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amishia

casual term for when someone eats big shits;

or can also be a name, a beautiful person that can sometimes be a bitch but is worth wile in the sack.

be careful amishia might be a good snack

by shit fondler May 8, 2018

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Amish Style

Fucking someone’s belly button because of a culture of prudence and lack of sexual education.

Did you hear about the Amish couple that went to a pharmacist to help with conceiving a child? Yeah. They were fucking Amish style so he tore up her belly button.

by Rubies June 7, 2018

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Amish Donut

After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.

Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.

Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.

by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018

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