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Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.
"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo
by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015
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Stinky Willy

A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth
Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'

Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.

Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022
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Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫
by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020
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Willy Pillow

The word has many meanings.

The main use is a synonym for sleep deprived, as if you got only six hours of sleep.

It can also be a word to describe just how awesome something is, or just how sad/annoying something was, it all depends on how you interpret it.
“Yo jude i hardly slept last night i just feel willy pillowed” (tired)

“that party was so willy pillowed man” (lit)

“bro my gran just died i feel willy pillowed” (sad)
by urbandictionary638362 April 4, 2022
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smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.
Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.
by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016
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willy kane

He is not gay and cool his. And is name is cian Herbert
Hay that is Willy Kane i he is so cool
by Willy Kane January 24, 2018
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Prison Willy

Prison yard version of a ‘Wet Willy.’ But a Prison Willy skips using the finger (like a traditional Wet Willy) and uses a direct tongue to ear. It’s aggressive, wet and dirty. Like it would be in prison
Hector gave Todd a Prison Willy to claim him as his own.
by Orchamedes December 21, 2017
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