a slang term to refer to the butthole; used in conjunction with the phrase "toss the salad" or "eating ass"
She asked me to toss her salad, so I licked that salad hole like I've been working at Soup Plantation for years!
by @MikeIsSavage September 3, 2017

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad
by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?
by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017

by timbre June 18, 2014

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
by Mike Du. May 20, 2010

by Gleebic December 5, 2015
