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A Brianna; A high schooler (typically femme-presenting) person with an extremely self-centered personality.

Doesn't consider other's boundaries, uses their friends as therapists to complain about all of their problems but won't reciprocate.

Rude and loud; steals other people's personalities to appear cool.
Oh my God, did you see Brianna yesterday? She kept copying everything I was doing, she's such a pick me 🙄😤😒
by starless.saint February 5, 2022
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Pick Me

Someone who tries to get the approval of their oppressors. These people will often throw others from their group under the bus and embrace the oppression against them in an attempt to get attention from the oppressors.

Origin: From the phrase "pick me" which is often yelled by classmates in a classroom in media when their teacher asks a question.
Gays Against Groomers has a lot of pick me gay people.
by Shugunou March 20, 2023
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Pick-Me

A female who downgrades other women, and requires the attention of men.
Emily is such a pick-me
She is so pick-me
by w0rd$ December 22, 2022
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fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
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Pick me vibes

by Nava07 December 25, 2022
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pick me

A girl who craves attention, is clingy. She decides to be a total arse to people, and then plays the victim.
Wow, Marcie is such a fucking pick me girl. I hate her guts.
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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