Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.

Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.

by Valric. October 13, 2010

Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019

Noodle Kitty

Someone who accepts a marriage proposal before the proposal is even made.

Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!

Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.

by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009

noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 28, 2019

noodle manwich

a noodle sandwich with multiple extra fillings such as ham, cheese, burgers, onions, lettuce etc.

dude! that's one massive noodle manwich!

I'd like to order a noodle manwich with extra cheese

by ratminandpesh May 16, 2010