Youcute

Expression mostly used by male nerds in their 40s, going through their 2nd puberty. (Youngsters can be affected as well.) For some reason they live a symbiosis with their labtop, whishing something different would actually be on top of their lap...
Reasons for that symbiosis could be an unfulfilled sexual life, high sex drive, etc.
Fact is: they lose contact to real life and real sexuality, because the "web" as the "SUPERMARKET OF LOVE without love" offers sooooooo muuuuuuch!

Dude 1:
"Uuuuuuhhhh babe,

please wait,

don't go away

you should stay,

you're just the right chick

you can give me the KICK!

You must be a YOUCUTE

Let's meet on Youtube!"

Dude 2:
"Ohhhhh, my dear,

you are here,

just can't find the right word,

you know I'm a nerd.

You're no substitute,

you're such a YOUCUTE,

I wanna meet you on Youtube.

Let's fix a time,

and I'll make yooouuu miiiiine!"

by isabeltinkerbell July 28, 2012

yochelle

a girl that can give you good head.

I love when Yochelle sucks my dick.

by beyourselfcauseyolo May 20, 2016

california youth authority

Gladiator school.... Youth Camps where you put in work and fight daily.... Crouch is a beast he went to the YA and came back a sav....They called that dude the Russian concussion I think

I spent Two years in Gladiator School....California youth authority

by Fat Back... AKA Crouch October 18, 2013

street youth

a young hooligan/skater/hoodlum that can be found occupying sidewalks and/or street corners. Usually can be found wearing long sleeves/jeans and dark colors no matter the weather.

"Hey look at those street youths outside Taco Bell. I bet they're up to no good."

by High Society Man March 10, 2014

Fountain of Youth

A woman that has a lot of seamen coming out of her vagina.

Woman 1: "OMG I can't BELIEVE you fucked 4 guys last night!"
Woman 2: "Yeah when I stood up there was a whole Fountain of Youth."

by RedJenny August 16, 2018

Yochebed

1) A Yochebed is a Jewish knockoff brand of the popular Chinese product Yoshi-Beds which are just thick comforters with little Yoshis plastered all over them.

2) a girl, usually called Yoche for short, who begins telling stories in a monotone voice and then, as if by magic, begins cracking up, spitting in your face, and picking her nose with your finger.

3) If a girl named Yochebed is flexible, or even a gymnist, she may be called a Yochebend

"Dude, never point at a Yochebed. She might stick your finger in her nose"

by Kalhua Cream Cheese Cake July 20, 2012

yoacher

The body part that produces yoach (breast sweat). Also known as breasts, boobs, or tits.

Dude, did you see that girl with HUGE yoachers?!

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013