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Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.
Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet
by Aknut47 May 30, 2022
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Woke Right

People who fall under the conservative label that advocates for the progressive values in the Bible.
“I have not been canceled by the Woke Left, but the Woke Right.”
by JamesTcuck December 6, 2021
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Woke moat

Strategically embracing woke culture to dissuade participation from those who would find it toxic.
Alt-right trolls don’t want to join Bluesky because of its woke moat.
by wmv420 April 29, 2023
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Woke Knight

A person (usually a white woman) that takes offense on behalf of another group and stands up for them, even though the group involved never asked to be defended or were offended in any way.
Person 1: And here is a picture of me in a Kimono when I went to a wedding in Japan.
Person 2: That is incredibly offensive that you did that. Do you know what cultural appropriation is? You cannot wear the clothing of other cultures.
Person 1: I was actually given this and asked to wear it by my friend. Everyone there was really happy to see me wearing it and I was given a lot of compliments. Emily, you are not Japanese, and haven't even been to Japan, who are you to say that I cant wear this when over a hundred Japanese people expressed joy in me taking part in their culture? What are you, some sort of woke knight?
by Lacsev February 22, 2023
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woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how certain things need to change "for the better" and that all other points of views/beliefs are hate speech. Only their opinions are considered right and true.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
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slope woking

Description of a person so densely unaware that their "woke" position on life (or wokeness) is, in reality, viewed by others as them nievly sleepwalking through life.
This moron is so woke that he is slope woking right over the cliff with the other idiots, he can't even think for himself.
by abc928 February 7, 2023
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woke-wank

A gesture, speech or outburst from a highly motivated member of the elitist wokerati.
Here we go again, lefties having a woke-wank.
I will not be woke-wanked on this one!
by garethc January 27, 2023
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