wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is when you have a really hard boner and it wont go away.

Dude i just had a Wicked Boner and it sucked...

by sdfhgfdsfsghghj June 26, 2016

wicked haute

Wicked from the Bostonian meaning "very". Haute from the French meaning "high" or "high class".

This phrase as a whole is defined as very high class, or elegant. Can also be defined as being playfully mischievious in a very high class or elegant manner.

She is so wicked haute. The new Jimmy Choos are wicked haute.

by Bridget Jones July 26, 2008

wicked hot

Wicked hot is a term commonly used in Boston and environs. It has two distinct meanings:
1. Wicked hot means it is above 85 degrees, and usually very humid.
2. Wicked hot is also a term for a member of either sex who is very alluring.

1. It's wicked hot today. We're gonna be to drinking' a lot of Sam Adams at the Red Sox game.
2. Chris is wicked hot. I hope we get to play frisky puppy soon.

by Kilt fiend September 11, 2013

wicked bad

so totally cool that an antonym is needed to express its coolness

That guy was wicked bad!

by Lameass202 August 23, 2003

wicked clown

A wickedly funny, insane jester that is willing to chop your nugget off just for shits and giggles. A wicked clown's insanity serves a purpose though: to hold up a mirror to all of your fucked up actions in this life, thereby, hopefully, showing you the error of your ways. See also clown.

You can't run from the psychotic wicked clown!

by Aintyo Bidness August 14, 2003

wick-gasm

A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.

Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021