Whiskey Dick

that rare occasion when your Dick gets just as shit faced and violent as you do after drinking wild turkey all night. most usually ends with burning the sheets.

Babe, your going to be walking a little bow legged for a few days. it just so happens I have a case of the Whiskey Dick.

by rrevan November 25, 2011

Whiskey Dick

When you've had too much to drink and can't get it up to do the dirty deed.

Person 1: "So did Krauss finally get some last night?"
Person 2: "Nope. He was so wasted that he got pretty bad whiskey dick and couldn't get it up."

by 5cbystander June 8, 2011

whiskey-tango-foxtrot

a form of "what the fuck" - it is WTF spelled out in military alphabet

At the movie theater concession:
"I'll have the milk duds, small popcorn, and a small soda."
"That'll be $16.40."
"Whiskey-tango-foxtrot??"

by k_g September 28, 2005

November Foxtrot Whiskey

Military phonetic expression of incredulity. Army Creole for "NFW," or "No Fucking Way"

"You fucked Corporal Skankie? November Foxtrot Whiskey! She's not even desert pretty!"

by denver coonass March 18, 2008

Sipping Whiskey

Doing something extremely queer. As real men chug or shoot their whiskey, taking the time to "examine" the flavor puts an individual's straightness in doubt.

That guy in a dress must be sipping whiskey.

That guy definitely takes it up the ass; he must be sipping whiskey.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you sip whiskey.

by J. Walker August 27, 2007

Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.

So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

A substitute, non-offensive word of saying "WTF" or "What the f*ck" using the NATO phonetic alphabet.

Come on bro, whiskey tango foxtrot!

by nervous_wreak3 January 10, 2021