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weiner dog

a weiner dog is a dog that looks like a weiner.
they are long and can be either fat or skiny.
they are very amusing to get high.
damn yo, that weiner dog is shit faced.
by Johnny S.Of PT April 24, 2007
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Weiner Grab

Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.
Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"

*HAND GRABS WEINER*

Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"

Friend 2: "What????"

Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"
by Weiner Grab September 8, 2006
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j weiner

john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.

eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.
by matthew twatten ballster April 18, 2009
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Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"
Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!
by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006
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weinerk

weinerk is the combination of {weird, nerd, and geek}

1. fantastic; bizarre: a weird getup.

2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

3. a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.
'MiLiCa' is a weinerk, because she is unique.
by vii August 23, 2006
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weinerwacker

A person who jerks off at a specific time everyday.
When Dan asked Anthony "Where is Kurt Thompson?"

Anthony responded: "Kurt Thompson is a Weinerwacker, he always jerks off at 3:30pm everyday"
by anthony gweeen January 1, 2009
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weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth
"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"
by glenn davis May 17, 2008
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