Dead man walking

An exclamation warning people in prison that an inmate who is on death row is walking by and caution should be taken since they wouldn't hesitate to kill someone, seeing as they are already dead.

Guard: Dead man walking!
Inmate: AHH! Where is my teddy?!?!!1!

by Ryan Timothy January 28, 2009

Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

by Endie July 18, 2006

walking plague

A crusty skankersaurous who undresses for money, steals friends, and drinks other peoples booze. She likes to lie, take strange drugs, snitch, and grind strange dicks. She bites people, hits them with maglits, gets ugly tattoos and tries to start shit with men who are spoken for. She can't take responsibility for her actions, including snitching and stealing. She is always sick and is stricken with meth mites. Is fat and tries to wear little kid clothes. She hails from Lake Land and acts as such. Fake-ass lying manipulative cunt. WARNING: Contains more drama than The Real World and will fake pregnancy.

Nigga, your girlfriend is a busted ass walking plague.

by Whothefuckdoyouthink leslie? August 25, 2009

wanking from home

As appose to working from home.

Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.

by Colin Willett January 7, 2008

Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

walking on clouds

The feeling you have when something very nice happens to you!

When she said yes I felt SO walking on clouds!

Mickey and Gus are planning a late-night date, and Gus is walking on a cloud.

by XnkBraz June 2, 2016

ghost walking

(v/n) The act/sport of closely following someone while mimicking their gait, stride for stride, without being detected. More advanced ghost walkers can trail within inches of the target. It's also the latest fad in Europe that's actually NOT gay. Confucious say that to truly ghost walk, one most become another's shadow.

Bystander: Look! A pair of Siamese twins!

Jason: Nah man, that's just some dude ghost walking the other guy.

by Shaaazzzoooo November 20, 2009