Walking Joke

A walking joke is the guy (or girl) that is the brunt of most jokes within a group of friends. This could mean one of two things; they are just made fun of by their friends and others for no reason or they are actually clumsy and easy to make fun of.

Ellen: "Tim, there's a hole in your bathing suit! HAHAHAHAH"
Lauren: "Tim, your shirt is stupid hahah"
Forrest: "Tim, you must be a walking joke! HAH"
Tim: *through muffled tears as he walks away* "I hate my life"

by forrestgumpiii July 27, 2011

j walking jangster

to cross the street not at a cross walk and to do so in a gangster manner

sara and jon are j walking jangsters =

by Jon sexy A October 20, 2005

Trigger Warning

A word that makes me want to pull a trigger (albeit, of a difference sort) every god damn, fucking time it is uttered.

Trigger Warning

Urban Dictionary is not a website you want to be on if you are easily offended. If you are: Seriously, what the fuck are you doing here?!

by Shingle My Wagon June 16, 2013

walking Spanish

The forced, tiptoe walk of someone being given a bum's rush.

I saw Jake walking Spanish out of here last week, and he hasn't been back.

by seajay November 8, 2005

the warning shot

When your female partner is about to perform oral sex on the male and there is a small amount of jizz on the tip of the penis.

"That's just the warning shot, I hope that you're ready for the whole shebang!"

by Steve the Theive May 15, 2010

walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.

That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.

by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005

freestyle walking

Jumping and/or stalling on, off of, over, or gapping obstacles while performing tricks or grabs. These tricks often come from skateboarding or inline skating. It is not to be confused with freerunning or parkour because those involve jumping over very large obstacles, while freestyle walking you trick over objects that you would on a skateboard.

kid: i pulled a gnarly 360 indy over a 10 stair set in a freestyle walking session today

by freestyle21 January 6, 2009