Vcel

1. Short for voluntary celibate. Someone who chooses to abstain from sex and/or romantic relationships, not because they can't find a partner but because they genuinely don't want one. Could be doing it for personal growth, religious reasons, or just because dating apps suck.

2. The peaceful cousin of the incel.

"Yeah, he’s a vcel. Just vibes, books, and gym."
"She’s not lonely—she’s a vcel by choice."

by businessmantwinkle June 3, 2025

Brad Vogele

Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.

When I visited the country I saw many a Brad Vogele.

by That Guy Over By The Garden October 9, 2010

harsh vocals

Screaming in music (specifically metal). NOT defined as "scremo". Scremo is usually used to describe poser bands who need to have better harsh vocals.

For Today I has strong harsh vocals.

by Ephphatha09 March 4, 2012

selective vocalphilia

se·lec·tive
1. relating to or involving the selection of the most suitable or best qualified.
vo·cal
1. of or relating to the human voice.
-philia
1. denoting fondness, esp. an abnormal love for a specified thing.

she doesn't love men for the way they look, but fell in love with a man who's soul she could feel thru his singing voice which gives her shivers and moves her core. she is a selective vocalphilia

by musicheart January 25, 2014

Need vocals

1. A musicians sexual innuendo referring to wanting oral sex.

2. A way to ask for head secretly.

1. Hey, you should come over sometime girl, I need vocals. It would be for a new song.

2. No babe, it's not like that. I'm inviting her over because I need vocals on this new track.

by nirvanacake July 13, 2014

the vowel

Extasy; also known as E

Stop resorting to the vowel.

by die.13 March 1, 2015

irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017