a machine that has lazer targeting and about 4 dildos on it geuss what it does and its made in canada
by mike September 15, 2004
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Get the Vorbal mug.German for "Audi, sort-of kicking BMW ass since time immemorial". Also used to annoy Mercedes owners, in cocktail conversations.
Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.
Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.
(...in traffic driving an Audi R8 )
: (honking) "Hey there mate!"
: (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw )
: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)
: (honking) "Hey there mate!"
: (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw )
: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)
by ImDizzle October 29, 2013
Get the Vorsprung Durch Technik mug.A phrase used to describe someone of such little intelligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.
Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
by Dr. wilkins III July 19, 2007
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• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."
person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
by Drubixcube June 30, 2009
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