Lolly Von Lush 

A stupid self-centered "scene" kid. She's famous for modeling overly colorful tutu's and hello kitty stuff ment for little kids and MAC cosmetics. She thinks she's hardXcore, but she's not. Apparently smoking is StraightXedge. She wears too much makeup and her eyelids will probably fall off one day.

Lolly Von lush is a myspace whore.

Lolly Von Lush by Dahlia Smith July 11, 2009

Dita Von Teese 

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

Dita Von Teese by Jeff March 15, 2004

Ivan Von Pasquavitch 

A geneticist most noted for his work on anthropomorphizing animals. His achievements include creating an unholy army of the night and a small speaking tour in Illinois.

Oh God I'm being shot by a monkey! Damn you Ivan Von Pasquavitch!!

Ivan Von Pasquavitch by Tyrone Belsuvius Barnwell January 27, 2008

the Von Bondies 

AWESOME Detroit garage-rock band. Consists of Jason Stollsteimer (lead vocals, guitar), Marcie Bolen (guitar, vocals), Carrie Smith (bass, vocals), and Don Blum (drums). Basically 2 cute guys and 2 cute girls with a great sound and great fashion sense. Aquainted with Jack White of the White Stripes.

The Von Bondies are the best new music out there now! yuh!

the Von Bondies by Mairead March 15, 2004

the von bondies 

great band. better than the white stripes. in other words white stripes suck and the von bondies rock. lead singer Jason Stollsteimer got beaten up by jack white.

Jason: "You're a fucking douche!"
Jack: "I Dont wanna hear about it."
Jason: "you suck major balls!"
Jack: "Now I'm gonna serve it to you bitch!"

Jason gets douched by Jack White. Jack goes to court.

the von bondies by Monserrat March 27, 2004

Snooker Von Arwenhoser 

Arwen's Pirate alter ego. Captian of the S.S. BathroomSink; sailing The Seven Rooms, in search of burried treasure. Arch rival of Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser ordered his first mate, Mousey the Weedwacker to return fire!

Snooker Von Arwenhoser by Tink January 24, 2005

goned von stottenberg 

Very nice chap who has the common sence of a small water vole, also known as 'the stoat'.

"Ed you have to dink this shot, its your birthday present from me!"

goned von stottenberg by tom elwell January 27, 2004