Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

tits and uterus

When you see a girl, but are only interested in sex, they become tits and a uterus, being the only important parts

"Hey andrew, see that hot chick over there"
"No i only see tits and uterus"

by Wog_boy December 21, 2007

utterpuss

An alternative name for dairy products. But mainly milk.

"hey- callie, ya want some utterpuss?"

by blackductape March 27, 2005

uttering

Milking a cow or any other animal using only your mouth

The butter-wench was uttering her favorite goat when the village was raided by an invading horde of wild gypsies.

by thepeasant July 9, 2014

Uterus

The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

Person A: What's uterus?

Person B: The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

by Torq'd May 30, 2018

fire uterus

A condition which occurs during the time of a female's period; characterized by frequent yelling and Tylenol usage

OMG! I have such a fire uterus, give me some Tylenol!!!!

by Lutheran Pirate December 7, 2005

uttercoop

a pretty utter beast animal inclosure of some kind.

"wow man that chicken coop is an uttercoop"

"i know aye, i batted"

by roflman12 February 17, 2009