Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

tweet ping pong

When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.

JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.

original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?

I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"

by Mr. 66 March 7, 2009

tweeter

One who tweets.

Are you a tweeter like me?

Hello fellow tweeters!
Dear tweeters, today is not a good day.

by pavicnat September 30, 2012

theft victim

Someone who wears thier white iPod headphones out in public.

Hey look at me! I have a $300 piece of hardware in my pocket. Make me a theft victim.

by Chris Thompson March 29, 2005

Tweetastrophe

A twitter tweet that turns out to be so much more than a bad idea.

Policeman: "We know that you were at the scene of the crime last night."

Man: "I'm telling you I wasn't!"

Policeman: "Well that's not what you told your followers on twitter, and see... here is a picture."

Man: "Well isn't this a tweetastrophe!"

by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

Trefting

Verb: To Treft
to creep; to learn as many names as possible by studying yearbooks and call everyone by their name, even if you don't know them.

Some lady just called me by name, guess she was trefting.

Hey, you trefting?

by trefter May 9, 2011

Tweethab

Rehab for Twitterers.

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team because of retarded tweets. Ashton is in Tweethab.

by backotruck November 12, 2011