Mountain Turtle

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.

I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019

Baedolf Titler

A whitty comeback for your special lady when she's nagging you.

Her: "Make sure you separate the laundry"
You: "ok Baedolf Titler, pff"

by Zenqueef January 9, 2020

Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim

Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim is the full name of Jisoo from BLACKPINK. She is a goddess.

-Hey who is your bias in BLACKPINK?
-Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim

by Rosie Rayu March 1, 2021

demolition won the tag titles

A response to something said that is already known to a number of people.

Person 1: "Amanda had to quit college because her grades sucked."

Person 2: "Oh really? By the way, Demolition lost the tag titles."

by Dustin Robinson February 3, 2004

punt out a turtle

To defecate.

I'm going to be late, got to punt out a turtle.

by Private Gomer Pyle May 13, 2010

read the title

When the title suffices for both the subject and description.

Used when enough has been said in the subject.

Email Subject: I really need help with clearing out the stoners at ThunderRidge.

Body Text: Read the title.

Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.

Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.

by Allen75 August 7, 2010

Bishop in a turtle neck

An un-circumsized penis

My penis looks like a bishop in a turtle neck.

by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012