Tristan

A guy who's Fucking retarded and has a small penis

I was walking to the store and seen tristan

by Romancondom89 June 20, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a creepy person who is always looking at you when you least expect it. He will usually have brown hair and be quite short. Tristan is smart and friendly when you get to know him. If your a boy! He can be friends will girls, just not as often. He can be really funny, and he likes to tell jokes and create memes and absolutely LOVES selfies! (Pictures) He likes to look at himself in the mirror, and loves to fix up his hair. (Just not around people) he loves video games and pretty much every bit of technology he can get his hands on! He will spend most of his time on technology or doing home work. He is a teachers pet and most people like him. Not MANY people find him easy to fall in love with! But he can be severely hated by some people and can be rejected!

Samantha: "Oh look its Tristan!"
Courtney: "Oh...."
Jacinta: "He's doing that weird look again!"
Samantha: "Oh no!"
Courtney: " Look the other way!"
Jacinta: "Haha!"
(All this was said in a good way)

by Cortz123 June 3, 2013

Tristan Syndrome

When someone is acting like a nena (little girl) and being gay by not taking opportunities to fornicate with women

Bob: why didn't josh have sex with Lisa?
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome

by Hangoner February 4, 2013

Tristen

Gullible, someone who will constantly look up, looking for words on the ceiling that aren't there.

god you're such a Tristen

by Hoopdog20 December 14, 2011

Tristen

A sexualy confused and frusterated woman that is a scanvenger and has a deep love for her pet cat, Maria. She lives in the ghetto hoods, of large towns with worthless people in it. She enjoys ectasy and shoving water bottles up her vagina. Her nipples look like burgers and she cannot afford food for her seven kids. She dates little boys for their money and leaves them with butt aids, because she is a vagina virgin fo life. Only her ears and butt may penetrated. Stay away from this nasty motha fucker.

A tristen walked up to me and I busted my nut in her eye

by honkeyinamerica September 6, 2011

Tristan Johnson

Gay ass loser who likes choads

Wow ,he’s such a Tristan Johnson !

by Ilikeyourmomlol March 1, 2018

Tristan

A retard who needs to get his head out of his ass. Needs to get a girlfriend that isn't all in his head. Overall just needs to get a life.

Tristan is such a retard and needs friends

by No life radar July 24, 2018