Terd Knapper

1. A person or thing who is a complete idiot that is being annoying in any possible way


2. A person who steals crap and has intercourse with it.

1. -"Stop pinching your nipples in front of me you Terd Knapper, for G*d sake your a guy!

2. -"Yo Momma's a Terd Knapper!"

by Peanut Butter Eater June 12, 2008

terd licker

one who licks terds.

Sparky why are you a terd licker?

by Royal Fartsniffer 86 November 4, 2012

terd

when you're texting someone and you're tired but don't know how to spell

bae: wyd?
me: lymg dwn terd

by Slothiana November 5, 2016

Treading on tight water

Advancing on a guy whom you have strong feelings for who may or may not have a current girlfriend.

I’ m totall treading on tight waters with him.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

Treadies

People who use treadmills at the gym.
Repetition motion that is absolutely neutral.
AI Borg Zombies.
The largest majority of crowd members that conform by default.

"There's more treadies at the gym every day, do any of them know that all that torque could be stored separately?... Where is your pump and how do you max it?"

by SJS June 11, 2015

poop-tread

Aggressive shoe tread that offers no more traction than slick-bottomed soles but easily catches and carries poop until the tread comes in contact with any carpeted surface.

These are poop-tread boots!

by Michael Kelsey January 27, 2004