Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
Get the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jammug. by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021
Get the Traffic jammug. Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.
by Markusbcool September 25, 2020
Get the Sydney trafficmug. by 6 inches April 21, 2022
Get the Trafficfulmug. by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021
Get the traffic jammedmug. Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024
Get the ONE WAY TRAFFICmug. Basketball term for defenders in the paint, when a player drives in the defenders will attempt to cut off lanes 'thereby traffic'
Break Em Off by Paul Wall
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"
Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"
Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.
by CandyPaintedExcursion February 2, 2020
Get the Trafficmug.