Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

Toilet troubles

Constipation

I'm having some toilet troubles.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.

~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.

by Ccw1993 September 30, 2010

dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011

toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.

"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

poop staincrapdo doshitfecal

by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017

toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.

F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo

by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016