toilet cloud

when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud

Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!

by Caleb the man October 29, 2007

Toilet Tourist

One who goes out of their way to go to a different 'common' bathroom than normal due to how nasty the deposit will be.

Dude, do not use the bathroom in accounting. I had to be a toilet tourist after the trip to the all you can eat chinese buffet.

by JimBrewSki July 11, 2011

Toilet troubles

Constipation

I'm having some toilet troubles.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.

~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.

by Ccw1993 September 30, 2010

Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...

“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”

by Shrek710 August 9, 2019

time toilet

Something that distracts you from your work for long periods of time. "I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time-toilet"

"I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time toilet"

by DR WC Minor July 7, 2014