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Toaster Mage

Hobbies and Interests:
I sit around and do nothing?
by Axl DS January 16, 2005
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toad strangler

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.
That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.
by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009
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Toast

A word referring to the word gun. Alson, a term used when u no u will be im trouble.
Example 1: Gangster # 1: "We gonna bust this foo"
Gangster # 2: "Did you bring da toast"

Example 2: Principle on loudspeaker: Will Billy Sherman please report to the principles office?

Billy: Shit, I'm toast
by Scrappy738 January 3, 2009
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Toaster

Hey! Gino just drove up to the firehouse with his new Toaster
by Federal Q2 February 4, 2004
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Toaster Oven

Tina did a toaster oven on Alyson at last nights slumber party.
by keyzersoze August 5, 2009
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Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008
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Toaster Mafia

A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.

This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.

Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.

The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.

Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".

Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
by wingmom September 22, 2010
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