toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.

"That was some bomb toad."

by meanmidget April 15, 2004

toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"

Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)

by obus August 5, 2006

toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

spare some change, man? "enjoy your toadsmack!" wham!

by hogan21 September 22, 2008

Toad

Annoying ass guy in mario games.

I let Toad die

by FlabbyPancakeSause October 9, 2018

Tadas

A Tadas is a Lithuanian guy who looks mean as hell when you first meet him. He was probably a playground bully in elementary school and stole your Zeppelin for lunch at Lithuanian school. Tadas bitches back at the teachers when they give out new homework and tests. He drives a red hooptie named lightning to school everyday but claims he's got a secret Mercedes back in Kaunus. He talks more shit than can fit in the north american sewage system. He can only tolerate well done steak and eats chicken tenders with utensils. Tadas is a rogue Lithuanian who dreams of marrying a sister if you know what I mean. He's a real softie deep down but if you hurt his feelings he will take everything you love because he's a vicious man. He's a real homie though at the end of the day.

"Hey do you know that Tadas kid?"

"Yeah he got mad at that kid for talking to that Desiree girl and he punched him in the guts"

"That's vicious

by Firegirl06 January 3, 2019

Lynch Toad

A phrase than can mean whatever you want. Use it in place of anything.

"Dude how was the game?"
"It was pretty lynch toad"

"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"

by The Kiberian Husky March 6, 2010