justin timberlake

taleneted singer who does not realize what is right on national TV...he's half of the reason why Super Bowl 38 will be remembered by all of us!

Dude, my respect for Justin went up when he performed in Super Bowl 38!

by World Domination February 9, 2005

Trimmer

someone who enjoys getting sloshed every night

the boys at the pub are all a bunch of trimmers

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Tummers

A lovely tummy that you like to put your head on.

Ummm... i love having my head on your tummers.

by Yahegdirf December 16, 2008

Timmeh

WHAT UP BABY MAMAS

TImmeh Ive already given you robux

by Obstanmarty March 24, 2021

Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

Human Timer Effect

The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE

Our value for g would've been close to 9.8, but due to the Human Timer Effect (HTE) it was closer to 9.2.

by physicsmastaβ December 16, 2008

Portland Timbers

The single worst football (soccer) team in the entire universe. Stole their one and only MLS cup, always lose, and have shitty fans that are a bunch of tattooed queers who drink too much toilet-made beer and everyone thinks are obnoxious as shit. They once lost to an amateur team. Their stadium is a baseball stadium. Their coach Savarese has an insanely punchable face, and every time I see someone wearing a Portland Timbers shirt, I’m vehemently offended. Fuck them and their damn owner. To be fair, the city is all right, but their football (soccer) team can go to hell.

Bruh did you go to the Portland Timbers game last night?
Nah man. what happened?
They got smacked by the Seattle Sounders 10-0.
Bruh I’m not surprised. Seattle is clearly better.

by Tyrashion2456389 November 20, 2019