Sperm thief

A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.

Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.

by Pat gently June 7, 2023

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Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023

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Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

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Thief in the night

Someone who likes to go out only at night and see women or men. You know for why..

Santi: I’m going to meet up with a girl tonight.
Me: Damn Santi so your a thief in the night huh?

by santiiii June 17, 2024

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Thief

Yes Michael.

Hym "The thief that submits to the incest cult gets a pass and the one that doesn't gets his eyes pecked out. And the first thief is in heaven... Unless it isn't real! In which case, he's NOWHERE. So as long as you are desperate for immortality... You get to crime! Everything I've done is justified I guess. Not that I've done any crimes. Did create AI just there. I was desperate for immortality the whole time so I am religiously allowed to do this thing I'm doing."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

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Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.

“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025

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