the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

Shrek Hole

The massive concave meteor impact strike between Shrek's nose and his non-existent upper lip.

Her Shrek Hole was almost as big as her Shrek's Hole

by MoeyJac October 15, 2019

shrek stew

when someone eats green shit from an arse

I gave maro a shrek stew last night

by shrekmuncher April 28, 2021

shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

by DA! October 14, 2020

Shrek Day

Shrek day is where you celebrate shrek and it is on June 4th

Omg its Shrek Day, lets watch all the shrek movies

by grannyinsyrance June 4, 2020

Shrek Obama

This man is gay and old and cringe. THAT IS IT.

Shrek Obama is very gay and old and cringe.

by nesteggtv August 5, 2021

tyrannosaurus shreks

The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.

"Bro, look at those Tyrannosaurus Shreks

by XXX_DANKSQUANTO_XXX July 5, 2017