The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.
The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
Get the Meat Pacifiermug. The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.
by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018
Get the penis meatmug. by mormdavid March 28, 2015
Get the meat-workmug. To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
meat toothbrush me
by Nipflicker January 15, 2009
Get the meat toothbrushmug. (n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
Get the meat-batonmug. An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
by jrk89 December 14, 2013
Get the Meat Beastermug. Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"
Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"
by john denver experience January 28, 2012
Get the Meat Busmug.