Tim Howard

Brilliant American goalkeeper. Finally United have replaced Schmeichel, it seems. Fantastic reflexes, good handling and fast and effective distribution make 'T-Ho' a fans favourite despite playing in a not-so-fashionable position.

Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!

Well claimed by Howard!!

That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!

Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!

Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!

by Glen_6899 August 14, 2004

Tim Wong

Sex symbol from Hong Kong. He is well known for his singing voice and is one of the best dancers in the world. Loves the Dong.

Did you see Tim Wong from Hong Kong? I hear he likes the Dong.

by Hong Kong Dong April 23, 2010

Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.

Teapot Tim is a kickass

by Wally May 7, 2004

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable

"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"

by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

Creepy tim

The ultimate form of creepiness. Constantly discovering new and inventive ways to stalk and irritate people. You can't get much worse unless you've met a creepy Patrick.

Friend 1: "Someone followed me home last night."
Friend 2: "was probably creepy tim. "

by Eleanor September 12, 2014

Tim Hasse

a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.

Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp

by william gare November 13, 2010

Tim Commerford

The RATM bassist. He's a liberal cuck who hates his own race. He also pouted like a little bitch and made a huge deal when Limp Bizkit, a much better band, won the Grammy instead

Tim Commerford is an enormous sack of cringe

by Crapfeces June 25, 2023