anus period

When you bleed out of your ass

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!

by Luapcas November 11, 2017

Anus Interruptus

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls

Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?

by Mekristo August 19, 2018

anus blaster

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.

Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster

by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat January 20, 2009

Anus Boils

hemorrhoids

Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002

anus wrangler

Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.

A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.

B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!

A:...

by jizmonkey May 16, 2008

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007