not tea bag

Basically: Not too bad.

A: "Look at this huge joint I just rolled!"
B: "Not tea bag!!"

by Nubje April 23, 2007

Tea time

When the tea is about to spill!

Its time for Tea time, so did you hear about that girl-

by Jasmine.bihh July 27, 2019

Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011

Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

Tea-Troller

A person who hijacks the comments section of a news article, video or forum thread by posting ultra-conservative/ultra-nationalistic propaganda. Their statements often include words like "Obummer", "libtard", and generally contain things like Benghazi, Obamacare and how liberals, progressives and Obama are responsible for all the evil in the US. Often these comments contain massive spelling and grammar errors, hate speech/profanity and many times have almost no relation to the subject matter.

News Article: Child dies in car wreck
Commenter1:OMG! That's so terrible!
Commenter2:Why did this happen
Tea-Troller: If someone had a gun they could shoot the tires out, but because Obummer and the liberal agenda want to take your freedoms away, the kid died. Because unions and progresives have destroyd our manufacturing by underming the consistushun, cars aren't safe.
Commenter3:Dude, what does that have to do with the article?
Commenter1:Don't feed the Tea-Troller

by jackburton420 May 26, 2014

Clari-Tea

1) Same definition of shameless
2) To be invited from a winning team by bribing and ingratiating the leader & members, just to be a mascot in the team.
3) Processed to abuse rules as an admin and roster ride in a team without honor and shame due to in game skill issues. (Error 404 Skills Not Found)

1) That team got Clari-Tea'd.
2) I just got Clari-Tea'd yesterday, now we have to play in a date when most of our players are not available, what a bummer.
3) A: Did that guy ever did anything for his team by playing?
B: No, he's pretty much just like Clari-Tea.
A: bruh

by karmaster007 May 28, 2021