Tello

the coolest last name you could ever get

tello

by pillyreal April 27, 2021

Twilight Telly

Noun. Rubbish programs which are on television from 1am to about 6am. Nobody watches them, because most people are in bed that time, and the only ones that are up are either getting drunk in bars or working night shifts. Nevertheless, TV channels feel they must put on all of their reject programs, such as documentaries about police car chases and plastic surgery procedures.

I woke up the other night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I turned on the TV and watched five minutes of "When Penis Surgery Goes Wrong", and before I knew it, I nodded off again. Thank you, twilight telly!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 12, 2008

Dusty Telephone

A booty call with a person is over the age of 65.

12pm and my dusty telephone rings.

by Innabus June 27, 2010

Skit-tells

The name tipically given to the treat "Skittles" by candy spokes person Trale Lewous. They are described as "a family of flavor." Originating from the waste from rainbow rabits since the mid-evil times, the treats was discovered in the 1950's. Trale Lewous's advertisements are often seen on youtube.

"Skit-tells is really good."
"Skit-tells is dreams."

by -SHPOOPLE- August 17, 2011

cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011

Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.

Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"

by Telaride January 4, 2013

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013