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I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.
2. Fuck off.
3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
2. Fuck off.
3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."
"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"
"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."
It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."
"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"
"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."
It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
I'll be taking my talents to south beach. by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
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Taking the hit
Taking the hit. Round 1.
Guys: Wow those girls are hot, but they've got that DUFF with them. Someone's gonna have to take the hit.
Hero: I'll do it.
(Thus the hit was taken so all could prosper)
Guys: Wow those girls are hot, but they've got that DUFF with them. Someone's gonna have to take the hit.
Hero: I'll do it.
(Thus the hit was taken so all could prosper)
Taking the hit by DUB_King March 26, 2009
I'm taking my talents to South Beach
The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
I'm taking my talents to South Beach by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010
Talking Whack
Two or more individuals engaged in robust and active dialogue about something or things that intentionally make absolutely no sense. In most cases, involves men under the age of 30 or women of any age after two or more glasses of wine.
Jim and Bob spent the entire dinner amusing themselves by talking whack which initially confused and ultimately annoyed their dates.
Talking Whack by Sandman61 July 14, 2010
very close talking
1. the point in a conversation right before a possible kiss when you are standing with your faces awkwardly close, but still talking
2. a euphemism for kissing
2. a euphemism for kissing
1. From the Bounty Hunters episode of "Psych":
Shawn: I call it...very close talking.
2. "No, you didn't see us kissing. We were just doing some...very close talking."
Shawn: I call it...very close talking.
2. "No, you didn't see us kissing. We were just doing some...very close talking."
very close talking by candidiasis March 3, 2008