apockadankalockaliptical trainer

the thing that you run on and its all like woosh!

dude look at that MILF go on the apockadankalockaliptical trainer

by mha, mark hood academy ya'know! April 24, 2008

Tailer

The hottest girl in the freaking world, covered in tons of bracelets, and anklets. Looks up to Ke$ha (has a lady crush on her) , and LOVES A GIRL NAMED KIM<33

Oh that girl's definitely a "Tailer"!

by KimTaii$Moneyy April 15, 2011

Tanner

A Giant Douche

Tanner Is A Douche

by HandsLikeOdell March 3, 2017

Tanner

Huge fuckboy. Wears Sperry's. Goes golfing after church on Sundays. Refuses to wear any clothes that aren't from GAP. In 12th grade, and still wears snapbacks and HUF socks.

Cameron: Tanner asked me to prom, should I go with him?
Emily: No, everyone knows Tanner is a huge fuckboy. I mean, he still wears boat shoes in 2016.
Cameron: you right!

by lmaoemily October 28, 2016

Tanner

A big fucking faggot that has gay sex in the school bathrooms. He sucks dick for $5 and will gladly eat any guy's ass that comes along.

"Ew, look at that Tanner over there, disgusting."

by Cowbelly110 July 10, 2017

puppy trainer

A newspaper the speaker wants to put down; a rag; a birdcage liner.

I use the LA Times as a puppy trainer.

by octopod April 20, 2006

Tanner

A typical douche bag name, typical to a skinny guy who thinks he's funny. A major tiddler.

Oh my god dude shut up, who are you Tanner?

by TMac TMac December 28, 2011