Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)

Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave

by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022

Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.

Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

Tactical BBQ

(Tact. BBQ, - Barbecue)

Nickname for airstrikes or air support

"We need some tactical BBQ, now!"

"On it."

by fartpluswetone April 28, 2022

tactically acquire

The art of professionally acquiring music, movies, etc. illegitimately.

It is a simple and fancy name for piracy.

Random Guy: "I just tactically acquired the new LEGO Star Wars game."

by zwirth June 24, 2022

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged”

Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.

by Tofu_Bread July 25, 2022

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022